Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays

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Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more

With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union

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Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more

Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln

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Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more

Petition: M​​A​G​A Movement (Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance)

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A new petition for the “M​​A​G​A Movement” has been posted online and is looking for signers. No, not that MAGA, but “Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance” — a worthy … Read more

House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd

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As Kevin McCarthy fails to win election to Speaker of the House, the post is offered to the Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd. It is a historic time for the … Read more

Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Texas Senator Ted Cruz

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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Texas Senator Ted Cruz. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more

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