Clarence Thomas

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Jackass’ star Steve-O’s breast implants, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments

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Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments

As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more

Rulings of the Supreme Cult

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Rulings of the Supreme Cult

Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more

Justice Thomas Bohemian Club Involvement Ignites Tinder Box of Controversy

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Justice Thomas Bohemian Club Involvement Ignites Tinder Box of Controversy

New revelations connect Clarence Thomas with appearances at the infamous Bohemian Club. Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, long a tinder box for ethical criticism, has recently burst … Read more

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