This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!
Celebrate Earth Day now for your presence in the future. The global warming debate: Speculating on weather or not. It’s not nice to fuel Mother Nature! Soon we … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit
So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Beseech, You Impeach!
Come on, Republicans, we beseech you, put on your big boy Pence and impeach Trump. The best defense is a good offense, and Trump certainly is offensive. Hiss-story … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!
The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls. Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons. The president is an outsider. Of the law! … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!
Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more
When the World Is on Fire, What Should We Do?
For millions of people around the globe, the pressing issue of our time is this: The world is on fire! For millions of people around the globe — … Read more
7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory … Read more
Category 3 Hurricane Really Half-Assing It
Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear Hurricane Chet … Read more
Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump
There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day … Read more
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
