Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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The Millennials: Generation Degenerate
Meet Generation Y, aka the Millennials They answer every question with a shrug. They use sepia-toned Instagram filters to boost their confidence, and the only way to kill … Read more
Walter Palmer: It Gets Worse
Lion killing dentist Walter Palmer has more skeletons – literally – in his closet. Walter Palmer, the American Rambo impersonator, who shot, killed and then took a selfie … Read more
Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not … Read more
Rihanna’s Video & Greece: Rockin’ Out with Her Glock Out
Everyone’s talking about how violent Rihanna’s new song is, but how will it affect geopolitics? The warning message accompanying the latest video from pop provocateur Rihanna reads: “Scenes … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
Bernie Sanders: America’s Next President?
Statler and Waldorf imitator Bernie Sanders could … go … all … the … way! Although he conjures up images of Statler and Waldorf, the grumpy pair of … Read more
Piers Morgan: Top Gear’s Newest Host
BBC’s Top Gear finds its new host, Piers Morgan Since Jeremy Clarkson’s dismissal, rather farcically, the BBC ‘rumor mill’ has been doing overtime. With Donald Trump, Bill Cosby … Read more
A CNN Comment Box Love Story
Love story blossoms in the CNN comment section YoMomma_101 28 minutes ago Wow, a 12 year old boy from Florida is charged with murder on the playground? Before … Read more
