Larry the Rock Takes Umbrage at Trump’s Disparaging of Rocks
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
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‘Doin’ The Boebert Vap-O-Rub’: Exhibitionists’ Night Out!
Denver’s Musical “Beetlejuice” got exhibitionists like Congresswoman Lauren Boebert to do more than tapping their toes! This is no ‘puff piece,’ but Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert & her … Read more
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to From the vaccine rollout to Bernie Madoff, the news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies
If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts … Read more
Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more
Pot Dispensary Sells Dragon-Shaped Cheese Puffs as “Stoner Food”
New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more
Wisconsiners Warm Up to the Wild West for Weinie Winters
Anyone who has spent any time in Colorado or any western ski resort areas has noticed the high density of Wisconsiners living there (to avoid any violent misunderstandings … Read more
Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more
