Columbus Day: Time To Abandon Ship?
In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue; In the year of our Lord Two Thousand Twelve, they’re trying hard his day to shelve Even under the … Read more
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October Surprises
The ‘October Surprise’: Every campaign has one — or more When the end draws near and prospects darken, and polls solidify in the wrong direction, and the base … Read more
America’s Pusillanimous Press
Let us now access the state of the free press in this land of … well, of press freedom. The assessment? Pathetic. Not because of any government clampdown, … Read more
Lost Journal: Brothers’ Names Rhyme…Sometimes
Journal entry: November 16, 1974 (age 5) I didn’t want to wear a sweater today, but Mom and Dad said I had to. Apparently, the Olan Mills photography … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Kate Middleton & More
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were tied in the Gallup Poll Thursday, according to the news. People have only one question on their minds. If you had to … Read more
Worst Campaign Ever?
It’s time to start worrying about Mitt Romney. Seriously. The guy may just be running the worst campaign ever. And yes, that includes the McDLT, print ads for … Read more
Predicted: Obesity Rates Above 60% — Will Your State Be the Fattest?
Highest obesity rates: One distinction states want to shed Perhaps you should be sitting down to read this. Or maybe standing up would be better. Standing up, running … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Ann Romney & More
In the news, the University of Amsterdam released a study proving that sexual activity promotes brain growth and adds intelligence. It concluded that sex makes you smarter. We … Read more
Texas Speed Limit: Cause For Envy Or Alarm?
Toll road speed limit is touted as a “premium service” to lure paying customers The song says “the eyes of Texas are upon you,” but right now the … Read more
