Warning: ‘Blowout’ Blowing Hot Air
‘Blowout salons’ preying on sheer laziness I read something in USA Today that really blew me away. There’s an explosion of chains of chic hair salons that don’t … Read more
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Black Liquor Moonshine
Question: If you mix a cocktail of “black liquor,” biofuels, diesel and a generous splash of tax subsidies — then have it shaken vigorously by a U.S. senator … Read more
Greener Than Thou: Saving the Earth, One Smackdown at a Time
Sometimes your efforts toward saving the earth can really annoy Terry reaches over and shuts off the water as his wife brushes her teeth. “You don’t need to … Read more
The Barack Obama Election-Year Decathlon
With the Free World Leader Gold Medal at stake, the incumbent has been showing off some pretty impressive election-year moves Planetary props to the City of London for … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: The Olympics, Snoop Dogg & Much More
NBC Sports chairman Mark Lazarus defended his decision to broadcast the Olympics to the U.S. on tape delay. He said it was a profit-driven decision for the company … Read more
Lost Journal: Apartment Beige Goes Bye-bye
Journal entry: June 18, 2006 (age 37) I didn’t feel like a “Man,” in capital letters, when I voted for the first time, or when I registered for … Read more
Mitt Romney: A Staggeringly Stumbling Trip
Mitt Romney has to be more relieved than an Iowa corn farmer in the middle of a thunderstorm to be back on home soil. Arms wide. Head back. … Read more
Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
Ending American Politics As We Know It
How many presidential vacations are too many? Partisan bickering, name-calling and finger-pointing (also known as American politics) will always be with us, BUT… Perhaps by being proactive we … Read more
Fifty Shades of … OMG!
When I purchased my copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the first book in the Fifty Shades trilogy, the cashier asked if I wanted a receipt. “Absolutely,“ I … Read more
