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Bite Me!

By Roz Warren, August 14, 2015July 18, 2016

Living life as mosquito bait I love summer. And guess who else adores these balmy August days? The local mosquito population! When I step outside, if there’s a … Read more

Campaign 2016: More the Merrier

By Will Durst, July 28, 2015January 12, 2018

The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s … Read more

Lost Journal: Babysitter Could Child-Care Less

By Tim Mollen, July 21, 2015

Journal entry: July 9, 1980 (age 11) – Babysitter Up until this summer, my 12-year-old brother, Dan, and I have had pretty good luck with our parents’ choice … Read more

Lost Journal: Seeking Contenders for Nobel Prize in Annoyance Avoidance

By Tim Mollen, July 12, 2015March 19, 2019

Journal entry: May 22, 2011 (age 42) – Annoyance Avoidance As technology races forward, there are some pesky societal annoyance problems that the scientific community could solve with … Read more

Insight on Cartoonists: Stan Mack

By Stanford Chandler, July 10, 2015July 10, 2015

An interview with Stan Mack “You don’t have to be Jewish to enjoy Levy’s Rye Bread,” was a very successful ad in New York City some years back. … Read more

On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President

By Jim Hightower, July 7, 2015March 19, 2019

Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more

Airline Passengers! Do You Have a Right to Recline?

By Roz Warren, July 6, 2015November 15, 2023

Or, is right to recline on an airline on the decline? It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It … Read more

Lost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird

By Tim Mollen, July 6, 2015

Journal entry: December 27, 1989 (age 20) – Empty Nest Something is terribly wrong with my mother. I’m home on Christmas break from SUNY Oswego, and I was … Read more

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest

By Humor Times, July 1, 2015January 13, 2025

“Our second place winner is laugh out loud funny” – contest judges Last month, we reported that Paul Lander, author of the periodic “Ripping the Headlines Today” column … Read more

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

By Roz Warren, June 30, 2015February 17, 2023

Here to help: Senior living facilities names that make more sense – no charge to use. A senior living facility called “Symphony Square” recently opened up in my … Read more