Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!
This is for everyone in L.A. like me who got a false evacuation notice & thinks sometimes technology sucks! It goes without saying that the world is praying … Read more
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Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!
This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more
All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!
Every Movie Lover loves to laugh and to learn all they need to know from films. Here’s what I learned from ‘The 40’s’! Old movies contain all you … Read more
Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!
Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more
America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
