JD Vance Launches Online Etiquette School, ‘Thank Youniversity’
The grand opening of VP Vance’s new online etiquette school will teach the nuances of using the phrase “thank you.” In an interview with Faux News following his … Read more
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Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’
The president named himself Chair, so he gets to pick the Kennedy Center Honorees. Mark my words: The Trump personalized touch at the Kennedy Center will make our … Read more
Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!
Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!
A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more
Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
