Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more

A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more

All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!

All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!

Every Movie Lover loves to laugh and to learn all they need to know from films. Here’s what I learned from ‘The 40’s’! Old movies contain all you … Read more

Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more

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