Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!
It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things! I … Read more
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Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!
Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more
Breaking: Trump Wins ‘Back Seat Driver’ Award!
Who knew Donald Trump, infamous back seat driver, always liked to be the Designated Driver?! Not too many people know that before Donald Trump sold Steaks, ran Universities … Read more
Too Little, Too Late: Top Ten List After Bill Barr Jan. 6th Coo-Coup Revelations
It wasn’t just his coo-coup revelations. Play along with Mrs. Barr: Other things Bill was too late for! Yes, another fine mess former Attorney General “Coo-Coup” Bill Barr … Read more
Amber Heard Loses Shirt – Johnny Depp Saves Face & Swagger!
Satirical Courtroom Quotes after Johnny Depp saves face in the thrilling Defamation Trial! Being that this is my 7th & last article on this trial – hold the applause haha… … Read more
‘Who Said It?’ The Game Where Words (& Audio Tapes) Matter
Step right up & test your memory (and sense of humor) with a few real quotes from the trial. Play “Who Said It?” right now! It seems everyone & their … Read more
Amber Heard’s Shocking Trial Post-It Notes To-Do List!
Johnny Depp’s ex diagnosed with Narcissism & Carpel Tunnel Syndrome! To-Do List exposed! After 6 weeks of watching the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard contentious Defamation of Character Trial, it’s … Read more
‘The Punch & Johnny Show’ – A Media Circus Sideshow for Movie Star Voyeurs!
The Battling Depp’s swing & miss media circus, with no punch line or verdict yet! If you’re old enough to remember “The Punch & Judy Show” – then … Read more
Jim Jordan & Mr. T: The Perfect Tag Team
With a Jan. 6th subpoena looming, Rep. Jim Jordan wrestles with the truth! According to his wife’s Top Ten Tells, “Stammering Jim Jordan” makes lying so deliciously amusing! … Read more
What if Johnny Depp & Ex Were Jewish and Had a Food Addiction Instead?
What if he had a food addiction instead? Johnny Depp’s cry for help in Court: “Who wants to look like a Fat Pirate?” As charming actor Johnny Depp … Read more
