Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Kamala Wiped the Floor with Donald!
Listen in as Donald Trump, slumped & spent after Kamala wiped the floor with him, returns home looking for Melania! DONALD TRUMP Melania! Melania! SILENCE TRUMP Melania! Damn … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
A Glimpse at the Candidate Test Trump Says All Must Ace
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Little Donnie Snubbed by Yet Another Girl Who Thinks He’s Weird! #4
Donnie Snubbed again: His ‘Birthday Party Blues’ straight from Mrs. Trump’s Diary! Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old. MRS. TRUMP Okay, which little girl doesn’t … Read more
In Sad Attempt to Seem Cool, JD Vance Announces ‘JD IS Brat’
Vance tweeted “JD IS brat,” but it’s clear he has no idea what it means. In an attempt to battle claims that he is “weird,” JD Vance tweeted … Read more
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Played Us a Tune!
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donnie Creates His Project 2025 During Recess!
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
The Girl Who Cried Wolf: A Family Tale & Trump’s Miracle Ear!
SHORT STORY: ‘The 2024 Republican Candidate Who Cried Wolf’ When I was around 5 & my older sister was 9 1/2, I recall hearing bits of conversations with … Read more
