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New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more
Journal entry: March 17, 1990 (age 20) – Water Bombs Note: This is the first in a two-part series. Before arriving in London for my semester abroad, I … Read more
Cute and innocent: Those were the days, my friend. Just for fun, let’s compare some Miley Cyrus quotes from back in the day with what she’s saying now. … Read more
Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more
Journal entry: March 17, 1983 (age 13) – Reel Men Don’t Jig As I watched the Irish jig being performed in the gymnasium of St. Patrick’s Middle School … Read more
“There goes Idaho’s chances of ever hosting a CPAC convention!” said the senator, regarding the virtual lap dance ban in his state. BOISE, Idaho — Sen. Sam Getzless … Read more
Scientist: “At least this sinkhole might finally allow us to clean up all of BP’s spilled oil.” NAPLES, FL — Despite warnings of rising coastal waters around the … Read more
Journal entry: February 26, 2007 (age 37) – Humorist’s Decision Every time I go to a doctor’s appointment, I kick myself for not bringing something to read. The … Read more
Journal entry: September 13, 1982 (age 13) – Nicknames My buddy, Vinny Gallagher, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Your brother Dan is out in the hall.” … Read more
Journal entry: September 5, 1993 (age 24) – Apartment Sharing Moving in with my older brother, Bob, seemed like such a good idea. A few years ago, I … Read more
