Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Candy Corn after Halloween!
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
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Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs
The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more
Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
