White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more

Paper Doll Outfits for George Santos’ Wardrobe

Paper Doll Outfits for George Santos’ Wardrobe

The Great Pretender George Santos has many fashionable disguises. Help him decide what to wear with these paper doll outfits! George Santos must have a tough time deciding … Read more

The Many Shades of Marjorie Taylor Greene

The Many Shades of Marjorie Taylor Greene

Giving Marjorie Taylor some shade – it’s not easy being Greene! Yes, it’s not easy being Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, nor Americans who have to listen to her! If she isn’t your … Read more

Mike Pence Holds His Water During 7 Hour Grand Jury Testimony!

Mike Pence Holds His Water During 7 Hour Grand Jury Testimony!

Was Star Witness Mike Pence’ Grand Jury testimony an Interrogation or a long awaited Confessional? Listen in! The Justice Department’s Special Council Jack Smith (the one Donald Trump … Read more

How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?

How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?

$787.5 million for lies? What about Dating Lies? According to my study, they have different values: One-offs & Whoppers! It’s time for Online Daters to stop the dating … Read more

100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!

100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!

For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more

Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!

Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!

Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job…as a Pickpocket! Part 2

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job…as a Pickpocket! Part 2

An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic!  Financial Update. In the early days of Covid, being 6 feet apart while having this gig was … Read more

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