Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs

Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs

The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more

Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!

Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!

$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!

Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more

Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!

Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!

18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more

Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!

Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!

Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more

Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!

Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!

The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more

Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century

Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century

Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more

Paper Doll Outfits for George Santos’ Wardrobe

Paper Doll Outfits for George Santos’ Wardrobe

The Great Pretender George Santos has many fashionable disguises. Help him decide what to wear with these paper doll outfits! George Santos must have a tough time deciding … Read more

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