Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus
Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Venality of the 2016 Presidential Election
First primary for 2016 has been decided – by the one percent Already, results of the first election of the 2016 presidential race are in! It’s the Money … Read more
Hey! Grab Them Guys from Cuba! I Need My Car Fixed!
We got the money, mechanics from Cuba got the raw talent Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could … Read more
Dead Solid Summer
The the thing about summer is, it’s loud It is with a gleeful relief we embrace Independence Day. Because this marks the beginning of dead solid summer. The … Read more
On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President
Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more
Airline Passengers! Do You Have a Right to Recline?
Or, is right to recline on an airline on the decline? It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It … Read more
What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?
Marriage equality: a long time in coming From 1956 until 2010, CBS television’s daytime lineup included America’s longest-running soap opera: “As the World Turns.” But times change, and … Read more
Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs
Evidence suggests who we vote for isn’t always who we should Each election cycle we are beaten over the head with the agenda that candidates feel are important … Read more
Rebel Flag the Ultimate Dog Whistle
The Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy with a regularity approaching that of a Madonna comeback album. Since its reintroduction on the grounds of the … Read more
