Satan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
âISIS is even lower than Hitler and Stalinâ says Beelzebub, in unprecedented move HADES â The Satanic Council announced today that a new and unimaginably horrific Tenth Level … Read more
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There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting
It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology … Read more
Finally! A New Protest on Red Square … Sort of
Protests in Red Square? Not so fast. The news came across the wires of a huge protest in Moscow, right on Red Square. Really?! Are the Russian masses … Read more
Plutocratic Rule: See What the Supreme Court Hath Wrought
Thanks to the Supreme Court, the Koch Brothers are out to prove there is now one big party to rule us all. Shouldn’t America have at least one … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Economy: Up Is Down
Everything you know about the economy is wrong, says Mitch McConnell. Best be advised to sit down, pour yourself a beer and take a deep breath. Because youâre … Read more
Getting Harder to Tell the ‘Fake News’ from the ‘Real News’
When Jon Stewart’s fake news âDaily Showâ is Americaâs most trusted news source, what does that say? Itâs getting harder and harder to tell real news from fake … Read more
An Exciting Democracy Movement Arises in Chicago
The “Reclaim Chicago” coalition challenges the status quo Chicago! City of broad shoulders. Plutocratic hog butcher. Toolmaker for progressive change. Stacker of the wheat of grassroots power, wheat … Read more
Gay Marriage and the New Tar Pits
Modern-day dinosaurs are still stuck on gay marriage Kind of sad being forced to watch the death struggle of these modern-day dinosaurs. Responsible parents should keep their kids … Read more
Aetna Lifts the National Standard for ‘Competitive Wages’
The most amazing thing about Aetna’s decision is that it’s considered amazing. Business schools and Wall Street banks preach a strict, anti-social doctrine of corporate management that comes … Read more
