Toilets Across the World Set to Go on Strike at Midnight

Toilets Across the World Set to Go on Strike at Midnight

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Things could really back up badly if toilet union follows through on threat to go on strike for better working conditions. According … Read more

Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy

Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian “Defecationist” says he has the answer to stemming American violence: “bowel purging.” The Right Reverend Bishop Doctor Ubiquitus Gavasconious Reachbakke of … Read more

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