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‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC – Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed … Read more
“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more
Getting you up to speed on Indiana’s new “religious freedom” law Q. Governor of Indiana, Mike Pence, signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. What’s the big deal? A. … Read more
In his address to Congress, the Prince called for the world to ‘wish for peace quite robustly.’ WASHINGTON ─ Searching for a world figure who more accurately embodies … Read more
“Sham science is a sham, as everyone knows.” – Sen. Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he is working with “dedicated Senators and Representatives” … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
What? You haven’t heard of the TPP? When I was a tyke, Momma warned me not to eat anything unless I knew where it came from. That advice … Read more
Long term outlook: Expect increasing rhetoric with gusts of empty blather to result in virtual legislative permafrost, and a new political ice age. “And that’s it for sports.” … Read more
‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more
‘Extend the Second Amendment to autos, trucks, and motorbikes – now!’ – Joni Ernst WASHINGTON DC — Feeling restrained by that seat belt? Resent being told you can’t … Read more
