Citigroup Becomes Its Own Self-Serving Lawmaker
It must be nice to be able to write your own laws, like Citigroup! Congress, which has long been so tied up in a partisan knot by right-wing … Read more
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Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP
“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right … Read more
President ‘Obuma’ Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
How They Spent Their Summer Vacation
You wanted to know, we’re here to help: What the country’s top politicos did on their summer vacations. September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and … Read more
What’s Wrong with the GOP’s “Hell No” Faction
The GOP, the party of “Hell No!” needs a break Ah, August — that time of year when the going gets tough … and Congress gets going. On … Read more
The Slacker Congress
113th Congress: Done doing nothing for now, taking a break. More fun than fourteen barrels of flunkies watching our elected officials exit Washington like scared rats streaming out … Read more
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation
Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped … Read more
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck
Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half … Read more
Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that … Read more
