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President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
There’s a mouse in the house, but it’s just “Little Buddy” Mike Johnson. He’s harmless. Eeeeeek, there’s a mouse in the house! Oh wait — it’s just “Little … Read more
Watching Trump’s inaugural week, it was both awful and comical to see the royal pretensions of King Donald and his petty pomposity. In the 1787 Constitutional Convention, the … Read more
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Stationary may be rationed as armies of lawyers gather under war clouds over Washington DC. Washington DC — As Election Day draws near, there are signs that both … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Senator from South Carolina Tim Scott. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Should Trump find himself unable to run for office, might he feel he owes the red states that supported him, and even America? Before he got lost in … Read more
