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“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
The extremist Republican Supremes now in control have been busy denying that they are a bunch of partisan hacks. Too bad they actually are! Ralph Waldo Emerson told … Read more
Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
As a progressive employer, The United States of America likes to use that modern human resources tool: the exit interview. Thank you, sir, for agreeing to meet with … Read more
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
The tea potty is full of it. Trump’s base is sneer to his heart. Loyal tea oafs protect Trump. Right-wing propaganda time: Lunatic talk. The tea party believes … Read more
A very revealing letter to Adam Schiff from a wannabee whistleblower. UNCLASSIFIED January 31, 2019 The Honorable Adam Schiff Chairman Select Committee on Intelligence United States House of … Read more
“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more
WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name: Constitution, U. S. DOB: September 17, 1787 Place of birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location: Intensive care unit The … Read more
As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The … Read more
