Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus
Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more
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COVID-19 Is Prompting a Societywide Recalculation
An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Aliens Visit Earth! (and then decide to leave)
Exclusive! Classified transcript of an exchange between two aliens. By Michael Dane In late April of 2020, the Pentagon released footage of “unidentified aerial phenomena,” indicating to some … Read more
Pandemic Pals & Helpful Chores
If you’re in a position to do a little more during this lockdown, you might want to tackle one of these helpful chores! For over two months, many … Read more
Coronavirus Updates from Around the Slobovian Universe
As part of their mission to keep the world informed, SNN presents these coronavirus updates. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Major Slobovian … Read more
What’s Behind a Mask?
Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Official White House Coronavirus Test
If you are hoping to be tested for COVID-19, it is first necessary to take and pass the following simple written quiz. “If somebody wants to be tested … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
