When Greedy Corporations Want a Stupid Law, They Come to Texas

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Texas GOP leads the nation in creative ways to increase the power of greedy corporations over people’s rights. Texas: What the Hell? Once again, my state’s GOP hierarchy … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

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Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

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“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

Who Taught George Santos to Be Such a Self-Serving Fraud?

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The surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter and self-serving fraud. People are baffled by the surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter, self-serving … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist

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Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more

How a Clerical Error Made Corporations ‘People’

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In 1886 corporate supremacy was born, breathing life into artificial, antidemocratic entities, to the detriment of we, the real people. There’s a historic date, which our country ought … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

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It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

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Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

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Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

Corporations Win Olympic Gold in ‘Downhill Ethical Backflip’

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The collective ethical backflip has been quite impressive: from the high ethical bar of human rights into the pits of crass, unprincipled commercialism. By far the top team … Read more

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