Sacrificing People to Corporate Profit
Trump does wear a virtual mask: he’s the masked robber moving behind the scenes to rig the rules for corporate profit. I think I’ve figured out the real … Read more
COVID-19
The GOP’s Grotesque Plan to Cope With COVID-19
Republicans want to “cope with COVID-19” by talking away your health care. Brilliant, right? Harking back to the embarrassing days of Gov. Rick “Oops” Perry, my state of … Read more
Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus
Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more
COVID-19 Is Prompting a Societywide Recalculation
An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more
Leaked: Trump Experiencing Burning Palms Since Holding Bible
President takes desperate action to relieve burning palms. Both a neurologist and a dermatologist have been seen entering and leaving the White House several times since the afternoon … Read more
Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary
An exclusive look at the president’s pandemic diary shows that he knows who’s really to blame. Dear Diary, It’s just wrong that people are blaming me for the … Read more
What’s Behind a Mask?
Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more
The Official White House Coronavirus Test
If you are hoping to be tested for COVID-19, it is first necessary to take and pass the following simple written quiz. “If somebody wants to be tested … Read more
What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?
The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more
Everyone’s a Winner: How to Enjoy Sports When There Are No Sports
No sporting events to watch? No problem: the author shares his secret method to enjoy sports like never before! I knew I’d reached my pandemic breaking point when … Read more
