The Conservative States of America: A Proposal
It may be time to discard the whole notion of an “indivisible nation” and create a new Conservative States of America. It’s been growing for years, but the … Read more
COVID-19
Trump Distancing
Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more
Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law
New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more
Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus
New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his Aunt Gina Tortellini. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
How to Deal with a Pandemic
To calm your jangled nerves, here are some reassuring things to look forward to once the pandemic finally begins to fade away. The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak … Read more
Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus
SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more
Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail
Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more
My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more
With COVID-19, Suddenly America is Asking, ‘Where’s the Government?’
Nothing like COVID-19 to bring home the need that all of us have for an adequately funded, fully functioning, competent government. Suddenly, with the COVID-19 epidemic, America is … Read more
