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Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke: “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more
This satisfying restaurant relief fund is part of the smorgasbord of stimulus plans that President Biden has cooked up. The pandemic has been particularly distasteful to the restaurant … Read more
Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first! The Old Normal is gone, belt out the New Normal in song! Up is … Read more
The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more
A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more
If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more
Come back here! Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more
‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
