Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 123866 [post_author] => 1387 [post_date] => 2024-12-04 07:35:41 [post_date_gmt] => 2024-12-04 15:35:41 [post_content] =>Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated.
In her new book “Glubbe Glubbe To Go," world famous foodologist Penelope Titmouse says that the current world population of 8 to 9 billion people will double by 2124. There will not be enough farms and ranches or even plants to feed the population, therefore most of the world's food will be generated by Artificial Ignorance. [caption id="attachment_123867" align="alignleft" width="349"] Graphic by Bdm25, CC BY-SA 4.0. https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=89215845[/caption] She states that according to an AI entity known as "Chowdown," the food will be known as Glubbe Glubbe. Red Glubbe Glubbe will be synthetic meat, Green Glubbe Glubbe will be vegetable, Yellow Glubbe Glubbe will be fruit, White Glubbe Glubbe will be carbohydrates and Purple Glubbe Glubbe will be sweets. Scientists say that real steaks, burgers and pizzas will be expensive delicacies, far out of the reach of all but the richest people. Foodologists are also considering "Mafongo X," a re-eatable food developed by the Planet Zardoc for their long inter-universal explorations. You eat it, poop it, re-sterilize it, then re-eat it.Breaking News
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more