Kringle Thinks He’s Single & Unwraps His Dating Profile: ‘MUST LOVE DEER!’

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Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more

How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?

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$787.5 million for lies? What about Dating Lies? According to my study, they have different values: One-offs & Whoppers! It’s time for Online Daters to stop the dating … Read more

Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons

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The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet!  Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more

I Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines from Online Dating Profiles

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Reading online dating profiles can be cheap amusement! After I parted company with my last boyfriend, I joined an online dating site. After a year of perusing profiles … Read more

Mighty Ducks, Small Fluffy Dogs and Other Dating Dealbreakers

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Dating dealbreakers, an informal poll A man I met for coffee recently told me that he didn’t date women with small fluffy dogs “because women with small fluffy … Read more

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