This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
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Tom Paine: What a Guy!
The greatest of America’s “Founding Fathers” was none other than Tom Paine. In my view, the greatest of America’s “Founding Fathers” was not George Washington or Thomas Jefferson … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews South Carolina Senator Tim Scott
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Senator from South Carolina Tim Scott. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
GOP ‘Preemption’ Is a Euphemism for Creeping Autocracy
In the name of democracy, some claim they must usurp the people’s democratic authority. Let’s call it what it is: creeping autocracy. It’s always instructive to hear powerful … Read more
Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops
Fox News “rainmaker” Tucker Carlson had to eat his words, and offered a confession to his unthinking viewers. So, hatred clouded poor Tucker Carlson’s judgment. Imagine that. It … Read more
President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
