Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Democrats
Bernie Sanders: America’s Next President?
Statler and Waldorf imitator Bernie Sanders could … go … all … the … way! Although he conjures up images of Statler and Waldorf, the grumpy pair of … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions About the USA Freedom Act
Inquiring minds want to know: What’s the deal with the USA Freedom Act? Will Durst is here to help. Q. What’s the darn deal with the USA Freedom … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Obama’s Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance
When the going got tough, Barack Obama got in a huff, and then he got gruff. President Obama has worked himself into such a tizzy over the TPP … Read more
Hillary’s Promised $2.5B Greeted with Amusement by Super Wealthy
‘We’ll see Hillary’s $2.5B and raise it $5B,” Charles Koch laughed, opening his small-change purse. WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton’s recent vow to raise $2.5B in campaign funds … Read more
Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates
The 2016 Presidential Election is rolling out candidates with snail-like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential … Read more
Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?
It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder … Read more
Boehner: Congress to Finally Debate the ‘Real’ Illegal Alien Issue
Speaker promises the House will take up the pressing matter of illegal aliens West Chester, OH ─ Responding to pressure from a broad coalition of mostly Southern and … Read more
