Shut Down the Government – Yeah!!!
Shut her down! Shut her down! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. Government representatives don’t seem … Read more
Democrats
Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
Needed: A Break From Pollsters
A poll on pollsters would no doubt reveal people hate polls According to a Politico story titled “GOP Looks For Answers,” the National Republican Congressional Committee is taking … Read more
Sequestration Frustration
Could a buried provision in the Sequestration bill finally get Congress to act? The dreaded Sequestration is upon us. Which is much like the feared Fiscal Cliff. Which … Read more
Can the Left Build on its Momentum?
A lot of great things happened last night for the progressive left. Congrats… Now, let’s build on it! Democrats and those on the left are celebrating today, more … Read more
Wait A Minute! These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Be Leading America?
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: The Conventions & More
A Colorado school refused to allow a third-grader to wear his Peyton Manning jersey to class because the number is a gang number, the news reported. The policy … Read more
Chris Matthews Goes Nuts Over Democratic Mini-Convention Announcement
The Democratic Party has been overwhelmed with the success of its National Convention in Charlotte, NC this week. In fact, reports like those from Chris Matthews have it … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
