April 2018: Close of Second Great Civil War Leads to a Nation Divided
NEWS OF THE FUTURE — April, 2018 Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know, the … Read more
Democrats
Argus Has Fun with the News: GOP & More
Donna Summer died Friday, saddening Baby Boomers who danced at discos to her songs in the Seventies. What an era. Every night we’d wave our arms and sway … Read more
Fun with the News: Secret Service & More
Spirit Airlines jumped on the Secret Service hooker scandal by offering twenty-dollar flights to Cartagena Friday. The scandal’s had a worldwide impact. In order to compete, Las Vegas … Read more
Angrier Birds: The Republican Primary Race
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News & More
Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more
Fun with the News: Dems, Obama & More
Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans … Read more
