This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas
All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more
Democrats
Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century
We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more
Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit
Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more
CDC Warns Against New Virus
Here is the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC): The CDC is closely monitoring an outbreak of political illness caused by a novel … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Democratic presidential candidates you know on a first name basis: Joe, Pete and Bernie. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more
Sanders’ Hair Stylist Quits, Cites ‘Overwhelming Workload’
A key member of the Bernie Sanders campaign — the hair stylist — has suddenly resigned. The chief hair stylist for Bernie Sanders, Vermont Senator and presidential candidate, … Read more
On the Ballot: The Egalitarian Future of Our Society
This year, voters will be making fundamental decisions, like whether or not we want an egalitarian future. With dozens of Democratic candidates having entered the presidential race (some … Read more
States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…
“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more
