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We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more
In a verified news report from next month, it was revealed that DeSantis’ “election integrity” police force has declared him winner. TALLAHASSEE, Dec. 9, 2022 — Thousands of … Read more
“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host celebrates the 250th episode by recalling the best lines heard on the show. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more
Kyrie Irving, an NBA All-Star with the Brooklyn Nets, is now a star champion for those who cannot speak out for themselves. Accepting the Golden Vocal Cord trophy, … Read more
Russian-born citizen reveals “love letter” from Vladimir Putin to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. A Russian national shared the following letter with Humor Times, “my favorite American news source.” … Read more
After Ron DeSantis said someone should “chuck him across the Potomac,” little Fauci elf dolls have been meeting just that fate. The conservative-dominated Supreme Court ruled Covid critics … Read more
Federal prison authorities stymie founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors.” Federal prison authorities won’t let the founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors” fill her “freedom prescriptions” to treat Covid-19, the … Read more
Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that sex sells. Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that … Read more
