George W Bush Accepts Position as Court Jester for Obama Cabinet
George W Bush was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them … Read more
Dick Cheney
The Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells … Read more
Help Solve the Mystery: Whose Heart Did They Put In Dick Cheney’s Chest?
Doctors aren’t talking — will you help us solve the mystery of Cheney’s new heart? News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had … Read more
Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
