Happy Valentine’s Day (+2)
Happy Valentine’s Day, to the woman that means more to me than a lot of stuff. Dear Rita, Please forgive the tardiness of this email, my sweet. Charlie … Read more
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Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Dining Out with the Buddha
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
To Bust Monopoly Power, Start with Dinner
No longer just a parlor game, monopoly is what’s for dinner. No longer just a parlor game, monopoly is what’s for dinner. Practically every commodity and every step … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
