The Southern Governor
The southern governor strode into the room and, with studied nonchalance, soon had the audience in the palm of his hand. The southern governor strode to the front … Read more
discrimination
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
Bigots and Jolly Bankers
You’d think this claim brought by bigots would be laughed out of court, but the case has gone to a hyperpartisan, right-wing judge. Amazingly, the agricultural commissioner of … Read more
Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets
Discrimination suit filed on behalf of all overlooked shark species, says lawyer. (Part of the continuing Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series.) At the onset of the … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Life Imitates Art: Once Again, Fake News Predicts the Real Thing
C’mon, world, we’re just trying to be funny with our “fake news” pieces, you’re not supposed to make them real! A fake news article on this site posted … Read more
