Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
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JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
Trump Undergoes Treatment for Peyronie’s Disease
Trump’s personal physician said that the ex-president has undergone treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Former President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Seymour Pussy, said in a press release … Read more
How to Ward Off Monkeypox and Avoid Another Pandemic
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem for We Misanthropes!
We got this whole social distancing thing down. Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid … Read more
