Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
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Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
4-Minute Interview with DOGE Despot Elon Musk
An interview with Trump’s DOGE despot, Elon Musk, about his “cracking down on waste, fraud and abuse.” “DOGE Despot” Elon Musk interview, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol … Read more
Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
Elon Musk’s DOGE Initiative Says to America, ‘You’re Fired!’
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
Trump to ‘Boost Efficiency’ by Offering Workers a Buyout
Offer is part of DOGE plot to rid America of federal employees entirely, or as Musk says, “boost efficiency” in government. To help “boost efficiency” in government, the … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
