With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Election
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President-Elect Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln
Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more
Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!
Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more
