Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!
Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more
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Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Trump Screams in the Night after Watching Biden Get Laughs, Cheers & VOTES!
After watching President Joe Biden’s bitchin’ State of the Union Address, Trump screams, has nightmares! Mar-a-Lago, 3 o’clock in the morning, jolting awake, Donald Trump screams. MELANIA Wake … Read more
Alphanumeric Wordplay for the Slightly Inebriated
Recognizable Letters & Numbers that’ll make you scratch your head for more! Scroll down for some Alphanumeric Wordplay. Alphanumeric wordplay example: E=mc2 – A No-Frizz hair formula OR … Read more
Why I, Fani Willis, Carry So Much ‘Walking Around Money’ – Top 10
Fulton County Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis shines as Truth Teller, Bank Avoider & Discreet Lover in the titillating portion of Donald Trump’s wrath in his RICO trial! … Read more
Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!
After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more
Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!
As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more
Trump Admits to Banned Books Next to his Bed: Top 10!
Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more
Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
