Donald Trump, Queen for a Day!
Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!” Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Elton John’s Ode to Yevgeny Prigozhin
Elton John reprises “Candle in the Wind / Goodbye England’s Rose” for the late leader of the Wagner private military group, Yevgeny Prigozhin. Sir Elton John is about … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
