Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
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Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
Who Else in History Told Someone ‘You’re Too Honest’? Top 15
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
Analyzing Pinocchio, Woodn’t You?
Analyzing Pinocchio: Losing his cred as the biggest liar, Pinocchio lies down on the shrink’s couch! Listen in to the soul-searching session analyzing Pinocchio led by Dr. Gotwood: DR. … Read more
The Time Machine, or Getting Rid of Donald Trump
It wasn’t exactly a DeLorean. Then again, it doesn’t necessarily take a DeLorean to build a time machine. It wasn’t exactly a DeLorean. Then again, it doesn’t necessarily … Read more
Trump Flies Solo without Walt Nauta, Partner in Crime!
Post-arraignment, Trump looks for Walt Nauta, his valet accomplice, but finds another lackey without a clearance! Back at Mar-a-Lago, Trump looks for an alternate clueless co-conspirator, as butler … Read more
White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!
The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more
Trump Names DeSantis Drag Laureate
Donald Trump declares Gov. Ron DeSantis the Sunshine State’s unofficial drag laureate. He won’t be the first in the U.S., but owing to action taken by his presidential … Read more
