‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump
“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more
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Trump Sued Again – This Time By ‘Big Comedy’
“Big comedy” alleges Trump is destroying his own political satire brand, thus threatening the incomes of those who mock him. A recently filed lawsuit by “big comedy” concerns … Read more
Trump Desperately Calls in His Favors! Top 10
Finally ‘all in,’ Trump calls in his favors, as Justice Clarence Thomas is assigned to head the Mar-a-Lago classified documents legal fight! Is asking the Supreme Court a … Read more
Here Come the Judge & Ginni: Breakfast in Bed, Streaming!
Here Come the Judge: Peek in as we observe ‘Breakfast & Burnt Torts’ with Clarence and Ginny Thomas! Here Come the Judge & Ginni with early morning Breakfast … Read more
Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more
Name Your Poison: A New Non-Partisan Designer Drink List! Part 2
‘Bring Your Own Belly’ laughs, name your poison & check out this satirical Designer Drink List! Name Your Poison: You don’t have to be a political hound to … Read more
Top Secret Article! Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read This nor Take It Home!
Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic! TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME! … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more
Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!
Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more
