Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
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Ron DeSantis Testicle Tanning to Bone Up for 2024 Run
Gov. DeSantis is said to be using Tucker Carlson’s “testicle tanning” in “ballsy” stunt to get a “leg up” in the 2024 race. Gov. Ron DeSantis came out … Read more
Jim Jordan & Mr. T: The Perfect Tag Team
With a Jan. 6th subpoena looming, Rep. Jim Jordan wrestles with the truth! According to his wife’s Top Ten Tells, “Stammering Jim Jordan” makes lying so deliciously amusing! … Read more
Top Ten Classified Secrets Trump Gave Putin
Even with Trump’s ‘Perfect Phone Calls’, he must’ve shared classified secrets during Pillow Talk! Yes, we cringe to think what secrets Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin, but since … Read more
Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters
“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more
Photos Don’t Lie: Jim Jordan Has His Funny Kodak Moments!
Let’s peek into Rep. Jim Jordan’s funny Kodak moments photo album, where the captions wrote themselves! The first of Jordan’s funny Kodak moments I call “THE THREE AMIGOS … Read more
Ivanka Pleads Insanity Before Jan 6th Select Committee Can Even Send Invite
Listen in to a practice Select Committee interview Ivanka Trump agreed to before she opted for a slap on the wrist & to be sent to her room! … Read more
Predicting Trump’s Waterloo & How It’s Gonna Go Down
Karma, Split Ends & Irritable Bowel finally reared its ugly head, and here’s how Trump’s Waterloo is gonna happen! For years we watched in horror & disbelief as … Read more
Year End Report: Top 10 Things That DIDN’T HAPPEN Since Covid!
Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid! Okay, sometimes Confucius … Read more
Mark Meadows Texts Exposé: What Else Did Donald Trump Jr. Not Tell His Father?
We all know about Don Jr’s text to Mark Meadows with a message for his dad – but that wasn’t the first time! We now all know that … Read more
