GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10
Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more
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Are You Suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome?
The following is an urgent bulletin from the CDC for those suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Bulletin No. 2020-11-29 RE: Trump … Read more
Embedded with the Bidens: January 20, 2021
We can’t get to January 20, 2021 soon enough – but while we wait, let’s listen in to what could be the Biden’s first night in the White … Read more
‘Color Me a Fool’ – Mayor Giuliani’s Fall from Gracie Mansion
Formerly known as “America’s Mayor,” Giuliani has come a long way since he resided at Gracie Mansion. While dyeing to be a loyal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani takes on … Read more
Nicknames for The Donald
Karma: it’s time to dole out nicknames for the guy who’s always coming up with derisive nicknames for others. Back in 2016, Michelle Obama appealed to our better … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
Justice Barrett: First Days on SCOTUS Marked by Practical Jokes, Pranks
Both liberal and conservative justices on the court have been pranking Trump’s pick, Justice Barrett, since her first day on the Court. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s … Read more
Lame Duck a L’Orange Recipe
A 4-year search for the most requested recipe for flipping this bird is now revealed for your satirical pleasure: LAME DUCK a L’ORANGE 1 LAME DUCK Suggested Stuffing … Read more
The Russian Connection Election Blues… I Mean Reds!
As Donald Trump lawyers-up – listen in as his Russian connection, Vladimir Putin, tries to ghost him on his way out of the White House! As Trump struggles … Read more
