Why Won’t Trump Quit Like Nixon? Top Ten Reasons!
The Senate won’t convict, but could Trump quit? You must be hallucinating! Melania Trump always said Donald is a Big Fighter, and when it comes to not resigning … Read more
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Doing the Tax Dodge Tap Dance
Doing the tax dodge tap dance is complicated, requiring sophisticated techniques and tricky maneuvers. Sen. Russell Long, the powerful Senate Finance Committee chair from 1966 to 1981 from … Read more
Pompeo Leaving Pompeii!
You’ve heard of the ancient eruption burying Pompeii. It seems that these are “The Last Days of Pompeo!” In the year AD 79, Mount Vesuvius erupted in fine-grained … Read more
Top 10: What’s Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Desk?
Besides the over 300 bills sent over by the Democratic House, what else is sitting on the desk of Mitch McConnell? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls him ‘A … Read more
Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
Top 10 Trump Ailments: Calling in Sick
Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick… Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter … Read more
Trump Down in Bunker with Guys He Hardly Knows!
Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door… John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door. … Read more
Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’
White House insider says Trump got the idea to buy Greenland for ‘one million dollars’ after binge-watching Austin Powers trilogy on Netflix. A report released Friday by the … Read more
Democratic SmackDown
Dems would be wise to adopt a new format, one that will inject some excitement into the race. Presenting the Democratic SmackDown! The ongoing campaign to choose the … Read more
Halloween in Des Moines
Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates … Read more
