Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
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Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris
Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.” The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more
To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says
Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more
Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
A Glimpse at the Candidate Test Trump Says All Must Ace
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
