Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children

Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children

Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more

Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk

Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk

Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more

Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more

Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln

Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln

Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more

Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration

Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration

Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more

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