Crazytowners’ Letter to American Voters
September 4, 2018 Dear American Voters, After reading what we said in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump’s White House, we Generals, Cabinet, Lawyers, Advisers, Aides, Chef, Calligrapher … Read more
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America’s Colonic Cleansing Après Trump
Monty Python Rubbery-legged & wobbly like newly hatched chicks; out we’ll come into a brand new world free of Trump, Inc. There will be that time; I promise … Read more
“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”
Top Guns in the White House Briefing Room showed signs of shifted loyalty & dusted off the plank… Genre: Political Madcap Thriller “Whose Logline is it anyway”? In … Read more
In Over His Head and Under Senate House Arrest
Donald Trump is in over his head, and ought to be under Senate House Arrest. Just like the character Chauncey Gardiner played by Peter Sellers in the 1979 … Read more
Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he … Read more
Children Beg to be Returned to Cages
Turns out, Laura Ingraham and other Republicans were right: the cages were like summer camp for these immigrant kids! MCALLEN, TX — Just weeks after President Trump sought … Read more
Giulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’
It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New … Read more
Helsinki Summit 2 Hour Transcript Found on eBay
Who said there isn’t a transcript of the Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit? You’d be surprised at all the ‘down time’ on it! I happened to find this on eBay … Read more
‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones
And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more
Covfefe – The Nuclear Code Word Trump Couldn’t Remember
Trump wanted to end it all, but couldn’t remember the secret nuclear code word! Little did the world know that on May 31, 2017, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
