Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
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Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
Trump Pledges to Evict Illegal Immigrants from 5-Star Hotels
Claims immigrants get rooms in 5-star hotels and are living in luxury. Donald Trump pledges that once he’s back in the White House, he’ll start evicting illegal immigrants … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Debate
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump, post-debate. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
