Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump
Shaking hands with Donald Trump is meant to put you on defense. Have you ever noticed the weird way Donald Trump goes about shaking hands with people? Look … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Psychophants on Fire!
Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options
Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more
Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Election
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President-Elect Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
