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Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
‘Fake news is one thing,’ Trump tweeted, ‘but telling the truth disguised as humor, like this so-called satirist Borowitz guy, is just treason. Bad!’ NYC — Popular New … Read more
The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that … Read more
Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that … Read more
President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and … Read more
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
